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  • Me
    This is some junk I wrote between 2001 and Feb 2003. Topics: google, linux, applications, open source, etc. Please check it out if you are interested.
  • Pigg
    This guy hacks everything; cars, furniture, web sites...whatever.
  • Knoblog
    This 1337 sysadmin is always busting my chops in Quake 3, and he has pictures to prove it.
  • SYSADMIN
    The robots that rule the world.
  • Felix
    Another Elite SysAdmin
  • Techmonkey
    This site is created with magic. Postmaster "thrawn" would be me.
  • Joey
    The best windows admin in the business.
  • Gaza
    My cohort. Also the best Linux admin/Developer I know.

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September 06, 2007

Joe Walsh Is The O.J.S. (Original Jeff Spicoli)

you asked for MOAR AWSUM.

BEHOLD.

P1_spicoli


HUH. HEY BUD.

Oh. Did you want some moar? MMBOKAY.

featuring Francis Ford Coppola on drums, apparently.

which reminds me to say this: "This is First of the Ninth, Air Cav, son - AIR MOBILE. I can take that point and hold it as long as I like -- and you can get anywhere you want up that river that suits you, young captain."

and really, who could forget the dual guitar solo in this:


Yup. Joe Walsh is awsum. Thank you, sir. You rule. Let's Party.

August 28, 2007

Del.icio.us Is The Recommendation Service For The Internet

Q: Who has the most valuable information on the internet?

A: Del.icio.us has the most valuable information on the internet

Why?

What amazon has done for its products, del.icio.us has done for the world wide web.

Years ago, the most valuable information on the internet was the millions of bookmarks located on people’s home machines. This is kind of how yahoo began way back in 1994. When you were finally connected to this “Internet” thing, you didn’t really have anywhere to go or anything to do. It was neat and it was cool, but after an hour or so of staring at the screen, and maybe inputting a few sites your friends had told you about, that was it. Without a “You are here” sign describing “Where You Can Go,” you went back to using cc:mail as your first instant messaging system.

Once a friend told you that you should go to yahoo.com to *find something of interest* you were all set. Yahoo became your gateway to the internet. The seed. The root node.

Some weeks later, you discovered that you could make yahoo your *homepage* - whatever that meant, and that’s what you did, and that’s where you started everyday.

With a little surfing, you also discovered excite.com, and lycos.com, and netscape.com - but just about everyone started with yahoo.com, because Jerry Yang and David Filo had some text files with an “interesting web site” on each line, and they thought they should share that information with all the people at stanford - with the "Jerry and David's Guide to the World Wide Web" directory. A directory of the web sites that are cool and worth your time. This directory or list of sites became yahoo.

A few years later, alta vista, webcrawler, lycos, dogpile, excite and even yahoo itself became search engines. Alta vista was by far the best search engine until 1998, when google launched their beta service from their garage in Menlo Park. I remember trying-out google somewhere around the end of 98 or early 99, and that was it. I searched for linux and php, got what I was looking for, and never went back to the other search engines.

Back in 1999-2000, to find information, you used google (or yahoo, powered by google search). To find links that were good, and passed some kind of human screening, you went to Slashdot, or kuro5hin (the precursor to digg), and places like news.com (cnet) and game central (cnet). In 1999, I went to news.com first, then Slashdot, then kuro5hin, and then a whole bunch of news sites that took me a long time to find and were in my “bookmarks” or “favorites” - places like feed magazine (feedmag.com, oh how i miss you), suck.com, moreover.com, napster.com, scour.net, etc.

Joshua Schachter had come across a problem that a lot of us were having: namely, that we have bookmarks and favorites scattered across different machines/floppies/cd’s/zip disks. They were hard to find … got lost … were destroyed … to send them to your friends, you had to paste them into emails or IM windows.

Joshua created a site to post links to the public named memepool. This was around 2001. memepool showed a descending list of posts, blog-like, that contained some snarky commentary and a link or two. It was similar to the current-day del.icio.us/popular ….but was posted by Joshua and a few of friends. He created memepool to archive his bookmarks. It was essentially a single user system, but it was the first step into a larger world.

In 2003, Joshua decided to create a “multi-user public bookmarking system” and del.icio.us was born. While building delicious, Joshua happened to introduce this little concept he called ”tagging” – which, you may have heard, has changed the internet a little bit. His service was also one of the first to introduce human-readable url's and a rest api. Delicious also led the way in the concept of a user "owning" their data and provided easy methods for exporting ALL of your data at any time. "Pundits" are just now starting to get this concept, but delicious was way ahead of everyone else in providing this essential ingredient to adoption.

So, delicious has been operating for about 4 years, and has some x millions of users and some y (b)(m)illions of links in its database. This represents perhaps hundreds of thousands of “people hours” spent finding the web sites on the Internet that are valuable and worth checking-out.

Delicious represents choices that have been made. Delicious is a learning machine, and it has done learnt a shitload about what is not shit on the internet.

If you were starting your own search engine, the best way to seed your spiders would be to point them at your delicious bookmarks. I’ve done this with Nutch. It works quite nicely and creates a pure, useful,  search engine. Why? Because your bookmarks are relevant and highly valuable. You've spent countless hours surfing and made a conscious and implicit choice to save and tag those specific urls. You took the time to say,”this site is worthy and I will now spend the next 2-30 seconds going through the ass pain of saving and tagging it for future consideration.”

This is implicit relevance, authority, pagerank: you name it. All wrapped-up in one. These url’s are pristine as far as indexes go. The super-secret highly complex stealth-mode ranking algorithm filter they passed through was: the not-too-shabby human neo cortex.

Sure, the delicious database of links is not comprehensive in the “indexing ever damn billions and billions of websites on the intarweb” sense. They don’t have to be. Delicious points to the sites that matter for a given tag. A tag is essentially a key word search in reverse.

My mom is not a php programmer and is not tagging url's with the tag “php” – but lots of php programmers are, and thus the list is comprehensive, interesting, ranked and has implicit authority for php programmers by php programmers.

So, delicious is the best platform and resource for what is good on the internet. It is the best database for discovering sites worth your time. It is simple: if a url was good enough to bookmark and tag, it is typically worth my time to look at it. And just like Amazon, it says to you, “if you liked this url, you may also like these urls and these tags and these users.” Not only do you find what you're looking for on delicious, but you discover new things all the time via related tags and users.

Sure, you run into different ideas of what is “worthy” by different users…and you may not agree with its worthiness; but, when it comes to tags coupled with urls, and urls that have been saved by many different people, you can be pretty confident that a given url is worth your time.

You might ask about spam. What about spammers on delicious? Won’t they ruin the pristine indexes and wreck the party like they have everywhere else? Perhaps. I’ve seen spam on delicious, but only recently…and it appears to be getting purged. However, since delicious is pretty much totally user generated, you can count on delicious users to help out with the spam problem. Basically adding a “this is spam” button next to every link would do the trick. The stuff you have to do on the backend to make this work is a little involved, but not impossible. I know: I’ve spent a lot of time at technorati coming up with ways in which this could be done.

You could also do it the delicious way: tag a spam url with the tag “thisisspam” --- delicious would get valuable human spam review for free, and could create filters that do not show urls with a thisisspam tag. Its index is cleaned by unwashed humans AND it has a valuable index of url's that are spam - which can perhaps be sold to companies that need such a list for their own indexes. In addition, you are not even purging the system of spam (thus making spammers cry their little eyes out about how unfair everything is), just placing a filter on it … so, if people really wanna look at the spam, they just check out http://del.icio.us/tag/thisisspam and the river of tears is cylenced.

When people talk about user generated search, or human edited search…they don't seem to realize that they have it right now with delicious. If you can imagine an application that combines delicious with google/powerset and wikipedia/answers.com, you can imagine what the next killer app is going to be. In fact, with these pieces of technology combined, all you need to do is add in a feedback mechanism, couple it to a yahoo answers–like interface and you have what everyone wants:

a global-brain/library-of-alexandria2.0/skynet/machine-that-has-learned-from-us creature which can answer any question we ask it.

…and has a bunch of answers for questions we have not even thought to ask it.

So, with the acquisition of delicious, yahoo has come back around to "Jerry and David's Guide to the World Wide Web" in a big way. If they can combine and enhance their search/knowledge/media technologies, they will be the first company to produce the web 3.0 app everyone has been breathlessly waiting for: an application/creature to which you say,” Just give me the good shit” - and then it does.

June 22, 2007

MOAR! Sweet PR

found on crunchnotes


btw, the bestest *moar* **ever** is located at this convenient URI

ok, you have my permission to continue.

OMG I FOWND INTERTUBE REESON!

this is correct.

OMG I FOWND SPORTS!

March 11, 2007

So, who is gonna buy Scribd?

Scribd is awesome. They will be acquired within a year. By whom? One of the usual suspects I guess. They just launched. Scribd has a rosy future and we will all benefit from their excellent not-bogus work. Thanks brohars!

So, who is gonna buy Meebo?

Like other Sequoia-backed companies, probably Google (Sequoia likes to keep it in the everybody-wins-again family).

When/If meebo releases their full-blown API, and if the terms are sweet (i suspect they will be), they will become the 800-lb gorilla of web-based im services. Web-based im services will become extremely valuable (think twitter) in the coming web 2.x / 3.x scene.

Other companies for which buying meebo makes sense:
aol
yahoo (duh)
cnet
amazon
ebay
ask
myspace/friendster/facebook/all the other social networks

IM A CHIKEN LOL

March 05, 2007

Jake

my friends bobby and april had to deal with some messed-up stuff this past weekend. my heart goes out to you guys. Jake was awesome. I'm going to miss him.

November 16, 2006

OMWTF: The MOST Impressive PS3 vs Xbox360 Review Ever Conceived

This article is of the highest quality:

End all arguments: PS3 vs 360

inconceivable!

Photosynth: A New Level For Web Apps

Microsoft is really doing some excellent work these days in web application development. The live.com products are impressive, and thank god for Internet Explorer 7. No matter what you may think of IE, it is such a relief to have anything that is not IE 6/5.5/5. Most of the annoying crap is fixed, some new annoying crap has been introduced, but now you can count on most modern webdev stuff working cross browser. This saves everyone hours and hours of frustration, broken mice, smashed keyboards, explosive spitting of oaths, etc.

They invented ajax, and now they're taking browser-based apps to an entirely new level. Photosynth is an example of what they can do when they choose the innovative and non-derivative path. A true 21st century web application that is amazing to behold.

Granted, Photosynth is currently using an Active X control, and only works in internet explorer; but, I suspect they'll have it working (at least, in a limited fashion) in other popular browsers when it comes straight-outta-beta. Regardless, this is the kind of R&D that propels our online experience to truly new levels. Like ninja's, Photosynth is totally sweet.

Now, let me get you something (pics):

Photosynth2_1

Photosynth

October 29, 2006

Digg's Greatest Hits

Diablo 3 Existance Confirmed

Diggitizer - Diggitizer analyzes the millions of most successful Digg title

Test Firefox's New Anti Fruad Site Feature Here

Remember, The Speller says of spellcheck, "Just a click and you won't look like a dick!"

Craigslist's Greatest Hits

A friend of mine showed me this classic post on craigslist:

$700 Gorgous Room for Rent in the Mission (mission district)

Hi, we are three early twenties males offering a room in the mission. We prefer another male but will also consider female sex slave.

The room is roughly the size of that in a prison, the bars were removed on the inside but remain on the outside. Electricity is optional, for a $75 fee. Wireless internet cuts in and out, but we have drilled a hole in the wood floor of the flat and ran a cable down our neighbors ceiling and into his cable port you can use that only if we are not using it. You may paint the room any color except pink. We hate pink and the metrosexual males who show up to bars in pink collared shirts with the collar up.

The house is a second story flat on beautiful Capp St. and 24th in the heart of the Mission. The unique neighborhood is home to young hipsters, homosexuals, Mexicans and homeless; basically all of San Francisco. It is a five minute or less walk to public transportation and is great for someone who wants to live like the upper eschelon of society.

We are three San Francisco natives. We like to get fucked up, bring home foreign women and tourists and occasionally experiment with estacy, cocaine, DMT, Hash, pretty much everything except Weed because it is illegal and bad for you. We drink a lot and occasionally mix it up with Marin kids who come into town and act like schmucks so if you come out with us one night and don't back us up we are kicking their ass, then yours. After that we will pee on you and pour trash on you, and then throw your belongings out the window until you sob and tear your eyes out like a phsycotic bitch who just got the boot after cheating on her husband with her dog, Oedipus style.

We are not very picky, but you shouldn't mind sharing your food with us. Also you should be willing to share your girlfriend and let us watch. If you are a female we prefer you are blonde or latina with a great body and huge brains. It would help your chances if you cooked and clean for us, especially if you know how to cook mexican food and like cleaning the kitchen in a thong.

We will be showing the room next weekend to prospective applicants. Don't forget to brink a 12 pack of beer for us and a pack of cigarettes for the guy who sleeps on the couch.

heh..huge brains

Another friend of mine reports from the inland empire:

Can you guys draw? This guy needs some symbols.

Wanted Crash Symbol/Ride Symbol/Hi Hat - $200

Im a student seeking inexpensive Preferably Sabian or Sildjian Crash, ride and a hi hat,( no stands needed) Must be in working condition.

I can't wait until this student learns some stuff!

October 18, 2006

She's sluggish on impulse power


About an hour and a half ago, I witnessed this in the skies above the bay area:

  •      In my peripheral vision, a bright light resembling venus about 75 degrees above the horizon and slightly northwest of my head
  •      I looked up, thinking it was venus/airliner/etc.
  •      After staring both directly, and slightly off-center (night vision trick that thwarts the rods and cones in the back of your eyeballs and the blind spot caused by the attachment of your optic nerve which you typically don't notice because your brain lies to you, and, let's face it, your brain and everyone else is lying to you) I determined that the light was not stationary and was moving vertically
  •      No position lights, no running lights, no strobes, no landing lights
  •      Not moving laterally across the sky like a satellite. Again, moving vertically
  •      The brightness (which appeared to be exhaust from some kind of engine, but pure white) suddenly *went off* and just a small dot of light remained, still heading vertically
  •      The dot of light went higher and higher until you could barely see it, and then it suddenly turned horizontal and moved off at a high rate of speed to the east

Only a few things this could be:

  •     An F-15 or F-22, which are capable of a vertical climb on afterburner to altitudes exceeding 30 or 40 thousand feet ( their engines produce more thrust using afterburner than the weight of the aircraft with limited armament, hence they can climb at a 90 degree angle, but can only do so briefly before exhausting their fuel supply and reducing their range significantly)
  •     A missile or rocket which could be launched from Vandenberg Air Force base, or perhaps a ship at sea (The Nimitz carrier #68 and support fleet were just in San Francisco last week and could now be operating off the coast of California)
  •     Starship Enterprise NCC-1701, having just performed a warp maneuver around the local star (sol) sometime in the future, is dragged back to 2006. The warp has drained their dilithium crystals, so they can only maneuver on impulse power and attempt to climb out of the atmosphere (but, of course, cannot use their shields to conceal themselves due to the drained dilithium crystal problem). Kirk is concerned and dramatic, Spock is sardonic and pragmatic. I catch their asses red handed and smile knowingly.






October 17, 2006

FYI



The opposite of Misogyny (the hatred of females) is Misandry (the hatred of males). This is not to be confused with Polyandry and Monandry (having multiple husbands or having one husband), but should be confused with Misogynetics and Misandroidetics, which is the hatred of female and male robots, respectively*.





* the robot part is false**





** it may be false, but I am a robot who always lies

August 08, 2006

Apache's Most Elite Release

Apache HTTP Server 1.3.37 Released

Sysadmins and other nerds exclaim,"It's inconsheevable!"

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